matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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