I wish I could punch you in the face.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
