Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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