chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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