walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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