hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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