i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm always down for nudity.
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