apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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