Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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