That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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