i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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