Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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