Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My feet surprised me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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