Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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