"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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