Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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