do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
