just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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