Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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