Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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