So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
