Midget sex pt 2 tonight
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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