he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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