It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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