You work out of a Hotel?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
