How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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