I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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