i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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