so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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