ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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