I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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