Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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