The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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