I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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