There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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