do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There r osticjed everywhere
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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