This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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