Don't you send me to vm
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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