So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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