Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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