Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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