youre lurking in front of me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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