Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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