Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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