Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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