We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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