what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Such a big mess for such a small penis
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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