Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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