i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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