I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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