i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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