Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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