David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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