i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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