just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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